Shelter and Other Stories

Shelter and Other Stories

(2018)





"We've got your results here."

"What did you find?"

"Irish, English and German.  Fairly typical.  Nothing too unexpected there.  But then there's a catch."
"Oh?"

"You're showing up as .1% alien DNA.  Not dissimilar to the octopus actually."

"What?"

"Yup.  Says is right here.  An ancient ancestor of yours.  Non-human DNA. Maybe about 12 to 15 thousand years ago.  It's such a small amount.  But it's definitely there."

"What?!  What does that even mean?"

"We don't know.  But I can tell you you're not alone.  We do see this from time to time.  Unfortunately, I am required to notify the government in situations like this."

"OK, I understand.  Thank you."

*click*


In his second collection of stories, author P. Canole explores an everyday world of alien visitors, would-be detectives and unruly roommates.

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